“While it should not be used in interpersonal relationships, the basic premise of defensive driving is to assume to worse in others. It is better to be pleasantly surprised than bitterly disappointed.” In other words, everyone on the road is a moron except you. This, Hubby knows. But also…everyone in the dating world is guilty […]
Read MoreOkay, here’s the deal. I have been called a perfectionist, a fairly over-zealous housekeeper, and an over-thinker. While this is sometimes undervalued in the kid-raising environment, I understood it to be a bonus in the work environment. That place called a “real job in the real world”, the place that looks for buzzwords like “organized” […]
Read MoreThe Wellness Committee interrupts this program with an important message: This is a test of the emergency sweat system. This is only a test. If this were a real workout, you would hear your fat screaming as it burned, followed by the whimper of your abused respiratory tract. Pay no attention to that shackle on […]
Read MoreAlone. Silent. Close the door. Bare feet flat, shoulders back, feel your vertebrae How many are there? Breathe in…one, two, three hold it. close your eyes release the dross back into the houseplants Listen. laundry humming in the distance thoughts humming in the ears breathe, two, three… tip the hips, hug your liver open the […]
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