Daily Archives: November 13, 2015

Angels in the Backseat

Once upon a New Year’s Eve, we got it together on a bright and beautiful Sunday morning and headed across town to church. You reckon that God is over there waiting for you and you’ll hear some lovely thoughts on scripture and practice loving your neighbor and teach the kids a thing or two about […]

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Shakespeare Swear Words

Shakespeare. “I bite my thumb at you sir!” Why did it have to be Shakespeare? “I do desire we may be better strangers!” The man was a genius, but, he wrote for an illiterate peasant crowd. Like TV and movies today, he included plenty of fart jokes, crotch shots and swear words. He cleverly disguised […]

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It’s Lonely at the Top

I was in the kitchen all morning, cooking and cleaning and once in a while grumbling to myself. Two things had occurred for a whole week: writer’s block and me going on strike. I was tired of cooking glorious (ie: not out of a frozen box) meals that no one was even home for. And […]

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Fat Kitty

There are very good reasons why I am anti-pet these days. I suppose I am actually anti-cage. If I have a bird, I want it to grow feathers and fly free. If I have hens, they get to roam with the buffalo because it makes them happy. Dogs should have at minimum five acres of […]

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