Daily Archives: December 9, 2016

Emergency Exit

In the event of holiday airplane trips this season, please take the following notes: I’m sitting behind the row of seats that are attached to the safety exit over the wing. Smart fliers know this row has an extra pinch of leg room, so it’s a popular choice. But no one has to pass the […]

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Otherwise Known As The WAP

The small child looked directly at my girlfriend’s butt. “Is that a spider on you?” he innocently asked. It was a situation that, on the surface, called for an immediate break dance maneuver and the “Get it off me!” song sung a cappella. Except we were standing with ten people and a stroller, in an […]

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