Daily Archives: November 11, 2016

Car Wars

As those of you who read “Death of a Champion” know, our recently deceased suburban lived a long and full life with our family. We were there at its conception and birth (the only car we’ve ever purchased brand spanking new) and we were there to mourn its death. A few appropriate words were spoken […]

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Jolie With An ‘E’

Someone approached me the other day and gave me a lovely compliment which I just couldn’t stomach. “It’s a lie!” I cried out, “I’m a fraud!” She looked at me, puzzled. I lifted a strand of hair. “I have long, wild, curly, obnoxious hair!” She considered my short, sleek, straightened, obedient hairs and I continued […]

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