Daily Archives: October 14, 2016

The Pig in the Pot

I just crammed an eight pound pork roast into a three pound Crockpot. I’m guessing here because the darn pig piece wouldn’t quite fit. I was putting a square pig into an oval hole. Why do the butchers do this?  Does anyone make a square Crockpot? Would it still be a “pot” if it had […]

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Earthquakes and Instagram

It was after a party on a late night in June. I had finally slipped deep into the REM cycle of one-in-the-am sleep, dreaming something about a parked car when it hit. I went from sound asleep to standing beside my bed on high alert. Both an earthquake and the sound of someone vomiting can […]

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